DunderMifflin, TelevisionDoes it make any sense in the world that Brian was fired for defending Pam from a gigantic man who legitimately looked ready to hit her?
TelevisionJenna: I don’t have time for that Liz, I have to do press for the new gritty adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippos. I play Dr. Sistine Milton-Bradley, hippo specialist, before she’s fed to the green hippo by my husband Professor Hasbro, played by Jonathan Majors.
TelevisionYeah that’s a German guy, his names Hans Wermhat. He appears in my dreams. He drives a biplane and he shoots it at me and I run through a field.
Television🎶🎶🎶”You should always read the label, you should always read it well, in the most delicious way…” 🎶🎶🎶
DunderMifflin, TelevisionIt’s 4/20! Who besides Creed do you think celebrated the holiday at Dunder Mifflin?
Television“In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks and they’re as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry…”
DunderMifflin, TelevisionDo you think Holly was upset when she found out Michael was around $200,000 in debt from her engagement ring?
TelevisionHe may be a chinless piece of human garbage but he will NEV-er fill the void I left behind!
PandR, TelevisionSigned up for a beer challenge at a local pub. Used the best fake name I could think of.
