MemesIf eating an underwater armored tank spider with scissors for hands is guy then I don’t wanna be right.
MemesA ‘friend’ has owed me a substantial debt for over 3 years now, and it wasn’t until I threatened to take their recently-single mom to poundtown after matching with her on Tinder and sharing an arousing conversation, that they were motivated to pay me back in full.
MemesReddit BEEN had Karoline Leavitt’s tea cause apparently she was out here hot in the ass before she hit that podium
Memes“A sodden grasshopper from Louisiana that came to your front porch specifically for dry pinecones.”
MemesDNA is 4 billion year old, completely undocumented, vibe-coded spaghetti, built by a blind evolutionary algorithm, which codes for its own compiler and runtime environment
MemesSomebody bawling under oath as a video is shown of Afroman sitting on a dock playing a keytar and singing through a Roger Troutman talkbox while wearing a cowboy hat, Bootsy Collins sunglasses and a Lamé leopard print blazer is maybe the funniest thing to ever happen in court.