TelevisionDoes anyone want to brainstorm the thoughts/jokes going through Tina’s head in this situation?? I bet they were hilarious…🤭
TelevisionI’m sorry I’m four hours late, but my alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a cockfight last night.
TelevisionDo you have a retroactive dream guest star? I’ll start: Werner Herzog, and he plays Liz’s gynecologist before he commits suicide
TelevisionEvery April 22nd, I honor Richard Nixon’s death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
TelevisionJenna: I don’t have time for that Liz, I have to do press for the new gritty adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippos. I play Dr. Sistine Milton-Bradley, hippo specialist, before she’s fed to the green hippo by my husband Professor Hasbro, played by Jonathan Majors.
TelevisionHe may be a chinless piece of human garbage but he will NEV-er fill the void I left behind!