PandR, TelevisionDaaaaddy someone set a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored! Moneeeey pleeease. My money!
TelevisionDo you have a retroactive dream guest star? I’ll start: Werner Herzog, and he plays Liz’s gynecologist before he commits suicide
PandR, TelevisionJust noticed that the actress who plays Ron’s mom is called “Tammy Zero” in the credits
DunderMifflin, TelevisionIRL Dwight would have been in the hospital for weeks and permanently disfigured
TelevisionEvery April 22nd, I honor Richard Nixon’s death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
DunderMifflin, TelevisionDoes it make any sense in the world that Brian was fired for defending Pam from a gigantic man who legitimately looked ready to hit her?
TelevisionJenna: I don’t have time for that Liz, I have to do press for the new gritty adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippos. I play Dr. Sistine Milton-Bradley, hippo specialist, before she’s fed to the green hippo by my husband Professor Hasbro, played by Jonathan Majors.
TelevisionYeah that’s a German guy, his names Hans Wermhat. He appears in my dreams. He drives a biplane and he shoots it at me and I run through a field.
Television🎶🎶🎶”You should always read the label, you should always read it well, in the most delicious way…” 🎶🎶🎶
