Memes“A sodden grasshopper from Louisiana that came to your front porch specifically for dry pinecones.”
nosleepMy fiancé went missing six months ago, and everyone’s convinced I killed her. Last night, my doorbell camera caught her standing across the street, staring at our house from the edge of the cornfield.
nosleepA transit officer forced me to break my company’s weirdest safety rule. The news is calling his death an animal attack.
MemesThis email my 12 year old son sent his teacher about a missing assignment (due a month ago) my wife was asking about. He cc’ed her on the email
nosleepThe previous tenant of my apartment left a list of rules taped inside the bathroom cabinet and I’ve been breaking them
