While voting has shown itself to be effective against the spread of fascism, experts recommend voting, impeaching twice, and placing all active members of the regime in an isolated holding cell for an extended period of time.
This is political showmanship in the way that opposing the vote was. We all know it will accomplish nothing, but we hear you loud and clear. There’ll be an asterisk next to his name
Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man.
And the side effects suck.
Clinical studies show it’s 94% effective at preventing the spread of fascism.
What do we do when he mutates?
He is a filthy, disease-ridden sack of shit, after all.
"Allegedly"
While voting has shown itself to be effective against the spread of fascism, experts recommend voting, impeaching twice, and placing all active members of the regime in an isolated holding cell for an extended period of time.
Honestly if they don’t vote him out this time, I don’t even know why there’s an option for it.
The FDA has approved Emergency Use Authorization for this vaccine regimen.
60% of the time, it works every time.
~Bryan Fantana
Until the virus mutates and you get a stronger version. Then you’re really screwed.
Booster impeachment
This is political showmanship in the way that opposing the vote was. We all know it will accomplish nothing, but we hear you loud and clear. There’ll be an asterisk next to his name
Ha! Trump is gonna go ballistic when he reads thi…oh wait.
Stolen from Andy Borowitz.
I’m only 60% immune right now so I can’t wait until my second dose.
This!
Get you some, I love Reddit
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
Most STIs take more than one dose to cure, if they’re persistent
And even that might not be enough for the Trump virus 🙄 brought to you by our shitty education system I guess?
It’s just science.
This will be 3 articles of impeachment brought against a sitting president right? Is that a record?
Fauci Says Immunity from Trump Requires Two Doses of Impeachment
Shamelessly stolen from Andy Borowitz who posted that piece on the 10th.
Only because republicans chose party over country and further enabled him after the first impeachment.
Vaccine was first administered at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, but it was not effective at removing fascism.
Kinda weird seeing my old professor on here
This aged well.
Wonder if suzie learned her lesson.