Retweeting a Parody site before Breakfast


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  1. Reminder that policy and legislation in regards to the internet and our information on it is being managed by a majority of old people who don’t know the difference between Facebook, Google, and the rest of the internet. May as well ask my 83 year old grandmother her opinion.

  2. > After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter’s servers.
    >
    >"Red alert — shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
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    >Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
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    >After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.

    It is pretty obvious that don the con couldn’t read past the headline.

  3. demonstrating, for the umpteenth time, that he is delusional and gullible and will believe anything that right wing news produces.

    he is not only unfit as a leader, he is just plain old not worthy of being listened to. I can’t wait for the day when we no longer have to hear his opinions.

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