Continue here: I’m a fat guy who’s been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that’s a level of hedonism even I can’t condone. Here’s a good post from https://reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1quurt7/im_a_fat_guy_whos_been_fat_for_a_very_long_time/: Continue here: I’m a fat guy who’s been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that’s a level of hedonism even I can’t condone.