Not true. Their kill to death ratio was 1:3. They got fucking owned.
But really, let’s flip it on its head.
What actually happened is this scenario.
Tower defense. Lawful good and lawful neutral vs chaotic neutral and chaotic evil bandit horde. Officer Goodman is the protagonist, objective is to hold off the hordes while emissaries from different provinces hold the skyrim high king moot vote. Death or capture of any if these emissaries is fail condition.
The horde, inspired by the soon to be previous high king is sent to raise hell, with a few agents armed to kill or kidnap.
Partway through the scenario, some of the lawful evil disguised as lawful neutral do a heel face turn and let the mob in.
Resolution: guardsman Goodman defies the odds. Some relics are missing but due to scrying, wizards have a good idea who perpetrated the worst of it. Despite the unprecedented assault on the facility, the only truly regrettable outcome is the death of one of his fellow guardsmen.
The fallen will be mourned as the victorious dead while the dead of the bandits are publicly mocked and the bandits shamed.
Goodman is now a national hero who is known by name, if not face. Thus his rise as a hero of this land begins…
Filthy casuals ruining the game.
Helps that they had some cheat codes
How did the guys at Storm Area 51 achieve more than the Capitol folk? Damn.
Patch Notes:
It was a Fall Guys level
Helps when you have GM remove most of the traps and monsters.
When the DM only lets you use 1d6 to roll for Intelligence.
Lol, we all describe them in our own ways. Zero level, "low class" but it all means the same thing. Losers.
Excellent. Upvoted.
And crossposted. 🙂
An evil wizard in a red hat cast “Collude” on many of the dungeon’s guardians.
In cloth armor!
And they were melee characters for the most part. It’s just sad. Hoping things get better under the new warchief
There was that one Capital Guard who taunted like a champ.
That’s just wrong. Most of them were obvs mid- to high-level Dipshits.
Not true. Their kill to death ratio was 1:3. They got fucking owned.
But really, let’s flip it on its head.
What actually happened is this scenario.
Tower defense. Lawful good and lawful neutral vs chaotic neutral and chaotic evil bandit horde. Officer Goodman is the protagonist, objective is to hold off the hordes while emissaries from different provinces hold the skyrim high king moot vote. Death or capture of any if these emissaries is fail condition.
The horde, inspired by the soon to be previous high king is sent to raise hell, with a few agents armed to kill or kidnap.
Partway through the scenario, some of the lawful evil disguised as lawful neutral do a heel face turn and let the mob in.
Resolution: guardsman Goodman defies the odds. Some relics are missing but due to scrying, wizards have a good idea who perpetrated the worst of it. Despite the unprecedented assault on the facility, the only truly regrettable outcome is the death of one of his fellow guardsmen.
The fallen will be mourned as the victorious dead while the dead of the bandits are publicly mocked and the bandits shamed.
Goodman is now a national hero who is known by name, if not face. Thus his rise as a hero of this land begins…