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  1. Patch Notes:

    • Fixed Bug where guards would not aggro hostile Players under certain circumstances
    • Capitol Guard NPCs increased from lvl 1 to lvl 10
    • All Guard Captains replaced with new lvl 20 NPCs
    • Many lvl 50 Secret Service Guards added to Capitol Building
    • Fortifications around Capitol increased in size and complexity
    • Inauguration DLC coming soon!
  2. Not true. Their kill to death ratio was 1:3. They got fucking owned.

    But really, let’s flip it on its head.

    What actually happened is this scenario.

    Tower defense. Lawful good and lawful neutral vs chaotic neutral and chaotic evil bandit horde. Officer Goodman is the protagonist, objective is to hold off the hordes while emissaries from different provinces hold the skyrim high king moot vote. Death or capture of any if these emissaries is fail condition.

    The horde, inspired by the soon to be previous high king is sent to raise hell, with a few agents armed to kill or kidnap.

    Partway through the scenario, some of the lawful evil disguised as lawful neutral do a heel face turn and let the mob in.

    Resolution: guardsman Goodman defies the odds. Some relics are missing but due to scrying, wizards have a good idea who perpetrated the worst of it. Despite the unprecedented assault on the facility, the only truly regrettable outcome is the death of one of his fellow guardsmen.

    The fallen will be mourned as the victorious dead while the dead of the bandits are publicly mocked and the bandits shamed.

    Goodman is now a national hero who is known by name, if not face. Thus his rise as a hero of this land begins…

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