Confiscated this note from one of my students.


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Confiscated this note from one of my students.



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  2. When I was in 5th grade(I’m 50 now) my teacher would make runs to the school office. When he did, he would tell one student to write down the name of the students who talked while he was gone. When he got back, the students name on that list got beat with a wooden paddle. You talk about diplomacy! The negotiations going on in that room were worthy of United Nations think tanks!

  3. When I was a junior in high school, my teacher confiscated a note/joke I wrote about her and passed to my best friend. She actually pounced and snatched the note, smug in her victory until she read it.

    “The question before us is where’s her clitoris.”

    Yeah, I got sent to the principal’s office.

  4. This reminds me of a story of when I was at school. Someone during the lunch break had wrote in pencil on one of the walls in the stairwell “FUCK YOU Mr Morison”. I had biology class after lunch, which was right next to that stairwell, and originally at the beginning of that year Mr Morrisons (correct spelling) was our biology teacher, there just happened to be like a new biology teacher who was being trained who then took over the class.

    Because Mr Morrisons was our original biology teacher, we had his name written on our biology books that we wrote in. Ya know, when at the beginning of the year, you write your name, the class, your year, and the teachers name on the book. Anyway, obviously my biology teacher had a suspicion as to who wrote that on the wall, so during the class he just walked through the class, picked up one of the students biology books, looked at the front page then told him “see me after class”. It turned out that on the front of his book, he has spelled the name wrong just like had been written on the wall of the school. The student then confessed after class and was suspended for like 2 weeks.

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