654 AnimalsBeingJerksStill not on the keyboard, Mom. What’s with you and the dang rules? Now you have a problem with us grooming you?!
677 AnimalsBeingJerksmy cat snuck downstairs in the middle of the night and chewed a piece off of every damn bagel in the bag. we just bought these yesterday.
664 AnimalsBeingJerksThe reason all pizza needs to be eaten as quickly as possible in this house, unless you like your cheese squished to the box
626 AnimalsBeingJerksWithout even consulting anyone, this guy unilaterally decided to stage an intervention
