It’s funny that as opposed to the stereotype, the only two GTA games from that era, where you can actually swim in are games where the protagonist is black…
I always liked how Tommy wasn’t this super buff, good-looking protagonist. Somehow it made him more relatable. Of course, now that I’m old fat and ugly, I can relate to him like never before.
When san andreas was coming out, i was excited because i hated how annoying the instant death in water was.
But then when i played a GTA where you could swim, every time i accidentally went into the water was when i would launch my car off of something i shouldn’t have, and i would get stuck 800 yards away from land. I realized i much preferred it if my character died instead of being able to swim.
LMAOOOOO
Just need a rocket launcher
How can you live in Vice City and not be able to swim
Their language is quite tame for murderous gangsters
I believe this is why Timmy Vermicelli had inflatable armbands in the Driv3r parody.
but he holding a gun… just shoot.
need a rocket
*casually gets on boat* not too fast now
In Red Dead Redemption you just touch the water you’re Insta-wasted lol
I really hope if we ever return to Vice City there’s a dialogue referencing an oil spill or some shit to explain why we couldn’t swim
It’s doubly funny because the black guy can swim, when it’s statistically less likely to be the case than Tommy being able to.
U pick the wrong game, fool typing seaways
Jumps in water then fucking dies
I feel sorry for the people who dont get it
Gangsters don’t swim.
What’s with all the shit memes on this sub recently
/r/comedycemetery
r/comedycemetery
It’s funny that as opposed to the stereotype, the only two GTA games from that era, where you can actually swim in are games where the protagonist is black…
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I always liked how Tommy wasn’t this super buff, good-looking protagonist. Somehow it made him more relatable. Of course, now that I’m old fat and ugly, I can relate to him like never before.
Listen man, when I was a kid, swimming in the Santa Maria, I once got a condom stuck to my face
Still hands down my 2 favorite GTA games. I will take both if these over GTA5 any day.
Why is this boomer humor here
Well, I mean the joke would definitely work, if you just put someone who can actually swim instead of CJ
Oh my god, this is terrible.
You picked the wrong house, FOOL!!!
You picked the wrong fool, fool!
OOOOOOOOO THIS MEME IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get this from ifunny?
Not being able to swim in games is dumb
r/comedycemetery
I mean he could just snipe him
Tf is this meme
I never understood that. Also flying planes in vice city was way harder than an other gta after that.
Tommy can use Seaways on Panzer😂😂
Doesn’t take away from the fact that Vice City > San Andreas
Tommy proceeds to put seaways cheat on a Russian panzer
Waterways
Claude Speed: …. …. …. ….
Thought this was a screen shot of cyberpunk at first glance.
SEAWAYS
When san andreas was coming out, i was excited because i hated how annoying the instant death in water was.
But then when i played a GTA where you could swim, every time i accidentally went into the water was when i would launch my car off of something i shouldn’t have, and i would get stuck 800 yards away from land. I realized i much preferred it if my character died instead of being able to swim.