Bow before the almighty one


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  2. Even though Bob was a simple, do-good, average Joe – He had a special talent of which very few did know,

    He couldn’t lift a ton of weight or run the quickest mile – He didn’t have the moxie that could make the ladies smile,

    But in the night he’d sit inside his room and watch some flicks – He’d watch full porno scenes but never once did beat his dick,

    He’d sit for hours, watch them fuck without a thought to stroke – His will was stronger than your average god or toughest bloke,

    He liked the anal banging, titties hanging, ball bags clapping, penis slapping, splooshy coochies, smacking booties, when they pound the filthy beauties,

    But he possesed a weakness in the feat that makes him strong – For he would cum within two seconds if he touched his dong.

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