I had gotten out of the shower one day and one of our younger cats loves to come in and sit on my feet while I dry off.
As I’m drying my back, I look at Yen and he has a different look in his eyes that I’m used to, a quizzical look. I stop drying to ask him what’s wrong and as he tilts his head, he slowly rises onto his back feet.
Before I knew it, a sharp pain reverberated from my nethers, as I look down and see his claw suck in my tip. Before I could stop him to pull out the claw slowly, he yanks it back indignantly as though it was my fault his paw was stuck.
I looked down to see blood forming in the new hole as I fought back tears.
That’s the story of why my cat isn’t allowed to be in the bathroom while I’m naked anymore.
Whack-a-mole
Murder mittens engaged.
Why was this being filmed in the first place? Does kitty normally go after men like this? I have so many questions
Begone, foul snake!
What a dick
Ah yes, the Sac-tapper Baggins
Damn, did he/she get a bit of claw there too? Lol
is that cat wearing a bow tie??
Think you can take my balls, hooman? I’ll take yours too!
Hit it and quit it
it couldn’t have hurt that much. fake
Fake ass reaction that didn’t hurt
u/savethisvideo
"No getting an erection on my watch!"
Nut check
Cat is just taking no nut November a little too seriously.
Well that’s why they are also called pussy cats
Oooooofff I felt that!
r/LikeUs
They call him the mighty snake hunter
Trying to get the earless mousie
You know what was coming. Sadistic hahah
He probably saw something moving around and knew what would happen next
r/CatSlaps
Early cat gets the worm
That did not hurt, you pussy
If you dont get the hell away when a cat is looking at your crotch and lifting it’s paw up, you’re either dumb or a furry
You shoulda got two for flinchin’
Is that a mouse in your pocket?
These posts are hilarious
Definitely need to teach my cat how to do this for when my boyfriends being annoying 😂
I had gotten out of the shower one day and one of our younger cats loves to come in and sit on my feet while I dry off.
As I’m drying my back, I look at Yen and he has a different look in his eyes that I’m used to, a quizzical look. I stop drying to ask him what’s wrong and as he tilts his head, he slowly rises onto his back feet.
Before I knew it, a sharp pain reverberated from my nethers, as I look down and see his claw suck in my tip. Before I could stop him to pull out the claw slowly, he yanks it back indignantly as though it was my fault his paw was stuck.
I looked down to see blood forming in the new hole as I fought back tears.
That’s the story of why my cat isn’t allowed to be in the bathroom while I’m naked anymore.
Must’ve flexed his dick muscle and the cat noticed
An eye for an eye
Ouch!! 😄
Dick nuts.
He did-NUT see that coming.
I suspect the guy was flexing his boner and the movement made the cat go for it.
OMG.
When you find out bae failed NNN
Zach Tapper, the cat